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What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus.
What's every elf's favorite type of music? Wrap!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!
How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.
What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws!
How do you know when Santa's around? You can always sense his presents.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa Claus like to ride? A Holly Davidson!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Ornamints.
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!
What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It opened its own branch.
How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!
What is Santa's first language? North Polish.
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"? Father Christmas walking backward!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal procedure.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles!
Sources: (Good Housekeeping) (Parade)
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we'll go places!
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice Crispies.
'Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to get into the festive mood than with a collection of funny Yuletide jokes? These witty Xmas wisecracks will have you ho ho hoing all the way to Christmas Day!
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Ho ho ho! Smile with these funny Christmas jokes
Laugh out loud at these witty Xmas wisecracks
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'Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to get into the festive mood than with a collection of funny Yuletide jokes? These witty Xmas wisecracks will have you ho ho hoing all the way to Christmas Day!
Click through for a sackful of gags, puns, one-liners, and overall laughter.